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Posted 4/16/19 , edited 4/16/19

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when will people be completely happy ?
whenever everyone can agree on who best waifu is

where do babies come from?
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Posted 4/17/19 , edited 4/17/19
Scientists are currently working on a translator device for adult to baby communication to figure out this long asked question.

Why is lobster served with butter if cows aren’t in the ocean?
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Posted 4/17/19 , edited 4/17/19
Do you know the price of ocean raised butter? The meat cost more than NASA's annual budget per kg

Why does my 22 cm long tail protrude from my front, and not the base of my spine?
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Posted 4/17/19 , edited 4/18/19
because you are not an unicorn


why can't everyone eat only cheese ?
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Posted 4/20/19 , edited 4/20/19
Because cows would loose their spots.

My diner receipt says if my order isn’t right they will fix it right away, what if I want my plate more towards the left?
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Posted 4/20/19 , edited 4/21/19
That could only happen if the flat Earth model is correct

What would you do if a 12 year old cis, straight, white, neurotypical, Catholic boy slapped you can wanted to fight?
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Posted 4/22/19 , edited 4/23/19
then fight with jellybeans

what if poos and urines and smell like biscuits ?
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Posted 4/22/19 , edited 4/23/19
I'd walk a different path


How much does heavy metal music weigh?
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Posted 4/23/19 , edited 4/23/19
the same volume as soft rock...


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Posted 4/23/19 , edited 4/23/19
"I like where this is going" hand slides down into pants

Did you know feces makes the best facial mask known to mankind?
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Posted 4/23/19 , edited 4/23/19
You must have a typo and mean Fa-cho a European artist who makes masks that cover the entire face, and if that’s what your meant then no, I didn’t know.

When does a rose bush really turn into a bush?
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Posted 4/25/19 , edited 4/26/19
when you never trim your bush


when will your poo start smelling like fresh biscuits ?
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Posted 4/27/19 , edited 29 days ago
It already does. Get closer and make sure you take a deep breath...

Why can't you trade in used clothes the same way you can trade in a used car?
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Why do I have a knife on my hands?
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Posted 29 days ago , edited 29 days ago

camay1997 wrote:

It already does. Get closer and make sure you take a deep breath...

Why can't you trade in used clothes the same way you can trade in a used car?


Because Zara doesn't accept it.

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