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**Corrupted Wish

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Posted 4/17/19 , edited 4/18/19
wish granted and you will receive 10 messages from me

i wish for world peace to last forever
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Posted 4/18/19 , edited 4/18/19
Wish granted! Your feet ache horribly whenever you wear them.

I wish to own all the English paperback volumes released thus far of the following manga: Yona of the Dawn, Natsume’s Book of Friends, Fruits Basket, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card, and Kakuriyo: Bed and Breakfast for Spirits.
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Posted 4/18/19 , edited 4/18/19
Granted! This ability, however, cannot be turned off so it causes massive damge while you're sleeping or unconscious. You inmediately begin to spend your days correcting the mess yourself made the night before until you're not able anymore to follow the corrections. Internet falls in chaos as sites collapse everywhere and crucial data gets corrupted. Internet becomes unusable within 6 months, pulling humanity back to the pre-internet era.

I wish for inspiration
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Posted 4/18/19 , edited 29 days ago
Granted, your inspiration is to grant other people’s wishes and fulfill them corruptly. Not having any magical powers to fulfill wishes this becomes very tiresome. One person wishes that all the creatures in their back yard turns into rabbits. You spend years on a elixir that can do that but make the newly formed rabbits super smart with a want to build a giant rabbit gundam. Your very happy you completed your elixir but the person who made the wish moved long ago. Your not giving up and you spend more years finding their new address. They now live on a lake and you pour the elixir into the water. This creates underwater bunnies, their completed gundam allows them to explore dry land for the first time and they accidentally drop a giant carrot on your house.

I wish all trees turned into giant carrots.

V carrot trees wouldn’t let that happen! Plus who needs oxygen when you got giant bunnies!

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Posted 4/18/19 , edited 4/18/19
Wish Granted. The sudden loss of every tree means Earth cannot replenish the oxygen needed to sustain life.

I wish for a kilo of Blue Dream
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Posted 29 days ago , edited 29 days ago
Wish granted! You cast a fire spell, and since it's an attack spell, you can't use a water spell or any water at all to put it out. Your house is ruined.

I wish there was a game based on Natsume Yuujinchou that was like the Barbie Pet Rescue PC game, in that instead of Barbie it's Takashi Natsume running a shelter for injured, adorable youkai whose injuries you treat (as Natsume) and them keep them in the shelter until they heal, where you can pet them and play cute games with them. You get occasional help from Nyanko-sensei, Tanuma and Natori in the game too.
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Granted this creates massive amounts of real life Nyanko-sensei’s, Tanuma’s and Natori’s. Most people playing the game feel awkward when a Tanuma or a Natori randomly show up at their door, but with politeness on each side it’s usually a nice conversation. The Nyanko-sensei’s are a complete new species of life to Earth! They usually put up a argument when someone turns down their help. Sake bars and all types of eateries spring up everywhere with the new business from the Nyanko-sensei’s and soon the Nyanko-sensei’s take over all those businesses making it free for everyone.

I wish my iPhone understood Japanese words and names that are written in English to prevent the autofill spell check from replacing a word I wrote causing me to retype it again then having to click on the word that it sees as incorrect in the word suggestion box.
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Posted 27 days ago , edited 26 days ago
Wish granted! Now, no matter what you’re trying to type, your iPhone assumes it’s a Japanese name or transliterated word and autocorrects to those all the time.

I wish to sing some Ar Tonelico songs for an audience of friendly youkai.
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Posted 26 days ago , edited 26 days ago
granted but you will suffer from acne forever


i wish on your behalf for world peace
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I wish the UN council would unanimously vote emergency powers and the title of supreme chancellor onto me
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Wish granted! Suddenly, people ask you to fix everything! You try to be a tyrant but then you find huge groups of rebels, including much of the council. Then a tengu kidnaps you and makes you work at his inn for youkai.

I wish again to sing Ar Tonelico songs to an audience of friendly youkai. I hope for a corruption more related to the wish itself this time.
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Granted, a giant PlayStation 2 amphitheater appears in your town. The creation of this misaligns roads and traffic lights. Your concert gets sold out and youkai from all over the world flock to the giant PlayStation amphitheater. They are all super friendly. You have to postpone your concert because they make conversation with many people while traveling. This takes years for them to arrive. Their friendliness spreads to everyone and soon no one can be on time for anything because everyone gets caught up in talking to each other. Meanwhile the PlayStation is a real working PlayStation 2. You sing by yourself enjoying the songs completely walking around the top accidentally knocking off the large controller that bumps the ground then pushes back hitting the power switch. The PlayStation turns on right when your audience shows up. It’s massive size let’s you feel the vibration of its motor and your singing is altered from the vibration. The youkai love you and after the concert everyone imitates Ar Tonelico songs with the extra vibrato in their voice.


I wish my lawn mower was a robot that mowed the lawn and weeded the garden by itself.
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